pff, more like "͉̮̽̌̾ͨ̅ͪ̔͟P̫̣̟̩͓ͬ̀̇ͦ̍̾r̢̟͚̭͍̰̈́͂̀͌͌ͅö̬̩̩̼͔͡g̻͈̜̘̥̣̯ͣ̆̊́͑̈̑r̜̅ͪ͂ͩ̈̽̆̕ä͙̯̹̼̭̽ͮ̄ͨ̋͞m̸̥̝͓̥͉̣̎̊ͬͩ̄̌ͨͅ ̷̣ͬ̎̔F̰͍̠̾̅i̪͖̞͓̝̬ͥͅle̞̘͇̲̳͍̐̎̾̾̉͑̚s̲͍̓̂͞.

HN should too, :p. Put it in http://eeemo.net/ to see what I mean.

Sadly Windows 95 did not support Unicode until unicows came out many years later. It sure would have been nice if it had as then perhaps the Win32 API could have been Unicode-only.

Or 𐍀𐍂𐍉𐌲𐍂𐌰𐌼 𐍆𐌹𐌻𐌴𐍃 if you want to go full gothic.